Ksenia Wagner - about how to please a girl, girl, woman and grandmother, and what you should never do in a relationship with a weak (seriously?) Sex.
1) We don't always say what we think. But very often we say what we do not think at all. "Of course I can handle it myself, dear." Translation from the female: "I need your help, but since you do not offer, I will portray the strongest woman on earth."
- AND YOU DON'T OFFER ME HELP EVEN AFTER THIS?
2) Alas, we are not always logical and consistent … except in the training camp. "I'll be ready in half an hour" - with these words we usually get into the shower, which we take for about twenty minutes. “I have about ten minutes left,” - drying with a hairdryer, at best, in shorts. "I'm already running!" - leisurely makeup. An identical exit in an hour: “What happened? Why are you angry?".
The most interesting thing is that we are really confident in our own ability to get ready quickly (if you want to learn how to get ready faster, then read the beauty rules that we wrote about here). We ourselves do not understand when and where something goes wrong … Maybe you don't need to scroll through Instagram when you take a bath? … but we just go in for a minute!
3) To the question "am I not fat?" we always, ALWAYS have to answer "you are NOT fat at all!"
And to do it INSTANTLY, without peering with the air of a scientist into the area of the priests, which (alas) has not changed a single gram since yesterday.
4) We do not like vulgarity. No, maybe someone loves, but the smart ones are better not to give teddy bears and not write "how are you, beauty?" Fish, birds and especially pussies … Hamish, boy!
5) Rudeness, drunkenness and untidiness - also no. Eggs, tobacco, fumes and bristles - it seems that I am a real man - from this Cord song you really need only the first point. Well, maybe even the last one.
6) We need to compliment. "Not a bad dress" is a failure. "This dress suits you" - better. “You are always beautiful, and by the way, this dress fits you perfectly” - almost a victory;
7) Unlike you, we may not pick up the phone when we VERY want to talk. It's just that you are probably very guilty (we wrote about how to behave in a conflict situation here). Pray for mercy via text message!
8) We need to be praised. No, this is not the same as compliments! This is when you come home, and there is perfect order, dinner is on the table, the children are sleeping peacefully, and your wife is alive, with a clear head and even smiling. No, this is not a matter of course! It is work, discipline and dedication. What should I say? That's right - "how lucky I am with my wife!"
9) You don't have to compete with us. We can be very strong - build a career, run a huge household, give birth to children without anesthesia. We are tougher tardigrades and more tenacious than cockroaches. But even the strongest of us want you to be at least a micron stronger.
10) If not, then at least don't be boring. Much can be fixed in a relationship, except for one thing - the inability to make each other laugh.
11) Indulge us in everything? In no case. Read the classics: "The less we love a woman, the more she likes us."
Not really. We need your warmth. Just guard your borders, remembering to take care of us.
12) And we beg - do not be jealous. You look very, very sorry, rummaging in our phones. Even more pitiful than those of us who foolishly do the same.
13) Open the car door, fill the glass, extend your hand. Do you think these are trifles? What if we are VERY attentive to the little things?
14) Only greedy beef can be worse than a complete chill. No, we are not selfish, and yes - with a lovely paradise and in a hut. But never when the dear pulls all the branches under him.
15) In general, you will be surprised how much love and tenderness is hidden even in the most harmful of us. Do everything from the list above more often - and you will have real male happiness.
